thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

destroyedperfectly:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

what if that noise you hear when it’s really silent is the sound of your hair growing? 

"I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it."
J.D. Salinger (via ontelbaar)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

hashtagugly:

how many times have u looked at strangers and noticed small good things about them like “whoa the way their hair bounces is cute” “she has such nice eyelashes” “her hands look so soft” “those pants suit her well” etc?
so many random strangers. you have been one of those for so many other people too.
people do notice.

ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.
inner-look:

Charles Dickens, David Copperfield

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do